Trees from Cernobal

Hey guys you could really use some green tree branches...who knows maybe your kids will get some...Speaking of couples poor choices to match eachother!

Creepy speechless...

...as in could you speak with that mask on your face? Or breathe? We could take that white lace around the poor specimen and...I don't know...decorate a Christmas tree?

Yes...life is hard when you can't reply...or see where you are walking! Look like she/he is waiting for a medieval execution!

The mummy is back! 

What a chick!!!! Makes me think at Old Macdonald had a farm E-E-I-O!

How fur can ruin it for you!

Hey there kitty boy! I bet he can write a guide named "how to look embarrassed and to survive 60 degrees Celsius heat while doing the runway for bad fashion institution"! 

Oh dear...put that thing away! She can write a guide "how to make your dog's life miserable and how to make a fool of yourself online"!

Boxing and unboxing gifts!

Unsure of what to give someone on a special occasion as a gift? Fashion has solved this problem for you! You can give yourself or a pretty girl/male stripper/trained monkey with these empty gift boxes attached to their heads! Bonus: the unboxing is less messy! Clever, huh?

The man of your dreams...

Should dress "stylish" and walk proudly down the street or...





...adopt a more casual outfit while enjoying a glass of...lemonade?

Unwanted attention...Hooha exposer!

Come on girls...I know you'd love to expose your Hooha while walking on the street or shopping or at work/school! Who wouldn't?! They should have named it "Hooha exposer...get unwanted attention from the first minutes of wearing it!".

Cancion del mariachi

Me gusta tocar guitara

Me gusta tocar el sol...

With this hat I have no doubt about touching "el sol"!

Walk this way...

Revive a boring outfit wearing shocker shoes! What can draw attention better from your tasteless clothes than impractical shoes?



The kind of sandals that make you feel you are bare foot...oh wait...you are bare foot!

Combination of sports footwear and abstract piece of art footwear equals...bare foot again!

Lego high heels will sure do a strong impression at a Legoland event!

Star Trek pumps...or something.

Hey look I'm a ballerina, I practice all the time...even when I go out! 

Laundry day!

Oooook fellows today we are doing something very funny and in the same time very useful! We are doing laundry! We will wash our clothes and then we will dry them on us! How? We will be hanged on a metal frame an the clothes can dry while we scare people!Come on it will be fun!

Uhmm...of course positive NOT!!

Well you could slow down with the chocolate cakes or buy a decent as in decent(!!!) dress...just saying never mind me!

Star Trek

Mooom are you there?What else is there?(Royksopp)

I still want a hula hoop...

This outfit reminds me of the Chipmunk song...oh Halloween don't be late!
ps: hmm do I have a bad eye or she has one leg...like a stork?