Alien fashion

Are there any days when you wish you didn't get off the bed? When you wish you didn't have to show your face to the world? Well...good news! We now have this...giant eye ball to mask your disgruntled figure! Hihi isn't this awesome?

One of the most unpleasant things that could happen after you buy some really nice clothes you wear on special occasions, is to gain weight and not being able to show off again. Designers have sorted that out: the balloon dress! Very colorful and easy to match to any accessories! Don't you think? 

That looks very uncomfortable! Looks like a silent-roaring-goat! Somebody please release the poor guy...it's just heartbreaking!  

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What men really don't want

It's not really like that but it's kind of obvious that when it comes to bad fashion, no gender is spared! 

The first thought that crossed my mind while landing my eyes on this picture was...would someone please give that guy a sandwich?! Whose genius idea was to promote starving male models on runway aaaand bonus point dressed up to put an emphasis on legs thick as sticks?!

Of course they wouldn't stop promoting starving people because there isn't such thing as too skinny, right? Or too ridiculous, right? No! This is sad and unrealistic, please feed those beautiful human beings and stop dressing them up like they've lost a bet!

No real man would ever dress like that unless his life is at stake! I can't stop laughing! He is wearing sunglasses and tries to be cool, hoping that no buddy of his will recognize him! 

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Piece of me? Piece of my clothing? What clothing?

 

His face after he saw Britney's outfit...and his horror that people who know him might see them! Or he was dragging her somewhere to put some clothes on her! Or she lost a bet! Any other theories? 

Shoes...

These high heels have taken the "what's up dog" concept to a whole new level! Who's dog are you?

Ooook people who's in for some grocery shopping with me? We don't even have to carry them in our hands...so no manicure will be ruined in this process! Anyone?

Bang bang you're dead! These are some killer shoes people! Are you with me? 

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http://amazingdata.com/strange-but-creative-shoes-design/

http://www.weirdlife.com/world-ugliest-shoes/

It's called fashion!

 Does your optical cortex get confused and puzzled by this Yeti outfit and fails to generate other reaction than "what the..."? It's ok, it means you are a normal person who wouldn't wear a lion's mane (or more) in the proximity of your upper body section! I just wonder how they comb it...with a rake perhaps?

If you wanna be a hot chick, you must have these summer-sensation-hot-chick-shoes! Forget Manolos, Louboutins and other world wide/international well known brands! Chicken feet is the new sexy! As long as you don't add them to a soup or something, your success is guaranteed!

What do you mean you find it hilarious and you'd rather be caught wearing "Thursday" underwear on a Tuesday?! It's called fashion...d'oh!!

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